Offesive pass interfence?!??! You've got to be kidding me! No really, back up QB comes in for one play... One freaking play! Throws just a perfect pass with a cold arm just tator city and the tripping defensive player (tripping both physically and attitude wise) get the call of his life called on "The Irish blessing" who just mans up and grabs a ball for what most likely would've been the game winner, but no. I've watched the play over and over again (because I'm a radio announcer with no life) and his hands aren't even on the guy when he trips! Listen I know what you're thinking... "Typical Joshua thinks his team always getting screwed" well you're half right... I do, but if you're Ripon and you watch this film and think "That was a great call" you're more delirious than me. The announcers; who were clearly in a battle to take over my reigning champ as the biggest Homer ever, clearly took the play for what they wanted to see instead of what happened. (I'm actually pretty good at that myself) I wasn't even mad about the call until I sat infront of a computer and watched it again and saw the sad truth in slow motion, normal motion, and the less popular fast motion with classic music behind it. All 3 showed the same thing! Clean... Cleaner than the criminal record of the nun coach.
So now that we've cleared up exactly how I feel... Let's talk about the meaningless games from last week.
Scholastica vs Ripon
Good learning lesson for the team replacing a starting QB. Defense seems to be solid still, and CSS just has to control and they'll bounce back.
Northwestern vs St. Olaf
Not bad Northwestern. Once again you play the same team from the MIAC and make it a close game. You lost this one, but clearly you're a force for the UMAC once again.
Morris vs Hamline
You got on the board at that's all that matters.
Good effort.
Westminster vs Who?
Ok so I'm not even going to bother looking this team up... But you lost and it looks like you went to Texas to do it. Cool.
Greenville vs Milkville
Played a tough team and lost. Boom your recap.
Crown vs Gustavus
Two crown logos (technically Gustavus has three themselves) not even a remotely close game but Gustys prob good and stuff.
Martin Luther vs Saint Mary's school of the blind, poor, deaf and weak.
Congrats, for a school of Preachers you sure enjoy beating up of the meek and poor of heart.
Eureka vs The Lack of Hard Knox
Too lazy to congratulate you on winning the Abe's ax or face throphy thing.
Welp, that's it... I'll break stuff more down in the previews for this week but I really don't care right now.
It was clean! Clean I tell you!
Go Saints!
*spelling errors are intended and add to my uneducated opinions.
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