Saturday, September 19, 2015

Weekly Predictions

Last minute predictions once again... But hey I've got a wedding and stuff to go to. 

So far I'm 4/5 on my picks for the year. Be impressed.

Crown vs Martin Luther

Congrat on the win Crown! Err I mean I'm predicting Crown to win this one, but I think this game will give us a good indicator how good/bad each of these teams are. I just think Crown will win strong coming off two losses.

Crown 32 Martin Luther 14



Scholastica vs Eureka

This one should be a good one, Eureka seems to get a little better every year and Scholastica so far has a slightly down year at least to this point in the season. So I'm think with this one at Eureka it will be a one score game. Similar to the Ripon Game for Scholastica this one will be one if they don't make any turnovers that give up points. Eureka is coming off two wins, but didn't play anyone special yet so a good test for them here.

Scholastica 22 Eureka 18 


Westminster vs Macmurray 

I've seen Macmurray play and I've been impressed, but I think Westminster will get the pass going early and take home the win no problem.

Westminster 32 Macmurray 13




Morris vs Northwestern

Hahahahahahahahaha

Northwestern 32 Morris 7



IWC vs Greenville

Hmmmm I don't know who's going to win this one at all. Greenville coming off a tough loss at Morris and IWC has played 2 decent teams....

Greenville 23 IWC 20


Well, I prob will get 3/5 right on this one. Not a super tough week, but still guessing on some teams ability. 

Monday, September 14, 2015

Weekly Recaps

After messing around a little too much last week I've decided to get back to business on the blog. 

First lets talk about my only wrong prediction for the week. I guess I owe Morris an apology for my "hahaha" prediction for their shot in a game against Greenville. I'm willing to bet nobody gave them a shot after watching them play the last few years. Now before Morris gets too crazy, I think it's probably important to note that Greenville lost a lot from last year and recruitment wise did not go well for them either. That being said I'm not trying to take too much away from them. Big win for the Cougars and the late touchdown was slightly exciting and hopefully Morris can dig themselves out of the pit that the previous teams dug... Before I end this recap tho..

I'm not sure why you specifically called out Scholastica, but I guess name recognition isn't a bad thing. I just think you might want to take a deep breath before you hold up the UMAC trophy in your mind, but hey don't let me rain on your parade after your team's first win since 1923.

You do you though Mike. 
                         You do you.

All mean comment aside. Congrats Cougars! Big win for you guys and you deserve to celebrate. Just not Mike.


Since Morris has that first place wrapped up this year, let's talk about one of the teams fighting for that 2nd place spot. Northwestern as expected beat up on Crown a little bit here this past Saturday. My only question is how can Northwestern play their games at 8pm? Don't they have curfew in those dorms? I like the games under the lights but Northwestern going a little crazy there with an 8pm start. Northwestern's offensive didn't start late though in the game. They had a 21-0 lead early and you already knew this game was over. Northwestern seems to have it all this year. Great balance, great tackling, and play makers they've got a team this year I might have predicted to win it all... If of course it wasn't for Morris. Crown still has some kinks to workout, but I don't see them not being able to get at least 2-3 wins this year. After watching Scholastica play two games this year, I think everyone can look and see that Northwestern at this current time looks better.



Speaking of Scholastica... Let's talk about their game against Macmurray. The bar was set a little high coming in this game considering they were playing a team they beat 55-7 last year. Scholastica played what I would say was the most boring offense I've seen in 5 years. I think Scholastica was trying to limit the turnovers by taking this game a little safer. It worked enough to get the win, but didn't make me jump out of my seat. Doesn't need to though... A win is a win. This game should've been 22-3 final score. A Hail Mary that even Mary would've shook her head worked like a charm for a last second touchdown at half for Macmurray. Preston Robinson started the game off a little slow, but really found his groove in the second half. He also had one of the dirtiest runs in Scholatica history that came back because of a hold he probably didn't need. Injuries have been hurting this Saints so far and we will wait and see if they can get a full healthy squad at some point. The best player in this game no doubt was the punter for CSS. Pinned them inside the 5 at least 3 times giving them no chance at driving the whole field. 

Overall Macmurray played the best I've seen in 6 years, but Scholastica didn't get too crazy and just went with a relaxed playbook and took home the win.



Eureka vs Martin Luther

Really tough to recap this game. I really think Martin Luther has fallen to some depths that they might never get out of. Eureka is always a team that is in the mix of things till about midseason, but this is one of those years they could make it a close race. I can never evaluate a team when they play Martin Luther because it's just hard to tell what's good about them and what's bad about Martin Luther.

All in all Eureka with a nice win and they've got a real shot at CSS next week and expect that to be a 1 touchdown game.



Westminster vs IWC

This would've been an interesting game to be at. I had thought after last season IWC was on the way up for this year, which could still be true.... But if it is Westminster is a top notch team this year and we're talking about a 4 team race for first place this year. 

I just read the box score on this one so... Overall Westminster > IWC

well that about wraps up the recaps... Remember what you say on Twitter will be used against you, but please continue to do it so I have something to write about.







Saturday, September 12, 2015

Last second predictions!

After a few brews in the parking lot... (A&W) I remember I didn't do predictions... 

Well crap. 40 min till game time... 

Scholastica vs Macmurray 

Scholastica should be able to win this game but so many returners for Macmurray. This won't be a blow out. Could be closer than comfortable with the injuries to some of the saints too. I do expect CSS to win this one, but will be close till at least halfway through the 3rd.

Final Score

32-18



Greenville vs Morris

Hahaha

Final Score

Greenville 30-13 Morris 


Westminster vs IWC

Should be a close one actually, but Westy pulls this off.

Westy 26-20 IWC




Northwestern vs Crown

NW 28 - 0 Crown


Eureka vs Martin Luther 

E 38 M 14








Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Rant and Recap

Well, I'm back... Let me begin this blog post with this.

Offesive pass interfence?!??! You've got to be kidding me! No really, back up QB comes in for one play... One freaking play! Throws just a perfect pass with a cold arm just tator city and the tripping defensive player (tripping both physically and attitude wise) get the call of his life called on "The Irish blessing" who just mans up and grabs a ball for what most likely would've been the game winner, but no. I've watched the play over and over again (because I'm a radio announcer with no life) and his hands aren't even on the guy when he trips! Listen I know what you're thinking... "Typical Joshua thinks his team always getting screwed" well you're half right... I do, but if you're Ripon and you watch this film and think "That was a great call" you're more delirious than me. The announcers; who were clearly in a battle to take over my reigning champ as the biggest Homer ever, clearly took the play for what they wanted to see instead of what happened. (I'm actually pretty good at that myself) I wasn't even mad about the call until I sat infront of a computer and watched it again and saw the sad truth in slow motion, normal motion, and the less popular fast motion with classic music behind it. All 3 showed the same thing! Clean... Cleaner than the criminal record of the nun coach.

 So now that we've cleared up exactly how I feel... Let's talk about the meaningless games from last week.


Scholastica vs Ripon

Good learning lesson for the team replacing a starting QB. Defense seems to be solid still, and CSS just has to control and they'll bounce back.


Northwestern vs St. Olaf 

Not bad Northwestern. Once again you play the same team from the MIAC and make it a close game. You lost this one, but clearly you're a force for the UMAC once again.


Morris vs Hamline

You got on the board at that's all that matters.

Good effort.



Westminster vs Who?

Ok so I'm not even going to bother looking this team up... But you lost and it looks like you went to Texas to do it. Cool.



Greenville vs Milkville 
Played a tough team and lost. Boom your recap.


Crown vs Gustavus

Two crown logos (technically Gustavus has three themselves) not even a remotely close game but Gustys prob good and stuff.


Martin Luther vs Saint Mary's school of the blind, poor, deaf and weak.

Congrats, for a school of Preachers you sure enjoy beating up of the meek and poor of heart. 


Eureka vs The Lack of Hard Knox 

Too lazy to congratulate you on winning the Abe's ax or face throphy thing.

Welp, that's it... I'll break stuff more down in the previews for this week but I really don't care right now.

It was clean! Clean I tell you!


Go Saints!

*spelling errors are intended and add to my uneducated opinions.