Season Preview Preview

Still might be too early to give a season preview, so what I will offer you is a season preview preview. (Confused yet?) Now if you haven't noticed the obviously satirical name I've chosen because of my favorite bloggers on UMAC Central! I thought though by calling my blog UMAC North Central it really incorporates our location in the country and is a better fit than just "Central" though you can be the judge of that.

Now let's put a breakdown of my season preview preview. 

Here's a list of questions that I will answer in the actual preview and I personally believe (and my track record backs it up) that I will most likely be right on my predictions. 

1. Teams to watch out for this year:

I will answer this question and give my reasoning. Hint CSS might be one.

2. Teams that will come in below expectations: 

The Team bloggers of UMAC Central will most likely make this list!

3. Best players: 

Of course I will put a plethora of CSS players, but don't worry I haven't forgotten the other teams... I'm bias but not blind.

4. Best Name:

Who's got the best football player name in the league? I'll let you know soon enough.

5. Which team's fan is going to send a tweet complaining about my bias play by play? (Send complaints to @cssfb) I'll make sure to fix those right away (wink)

I have faith in you for a repeat Martin Luther.

6. Team who's field/fields aren't up to par for college football or even a prison yard.

I had to put the s on field there because CSS has too many to count and I suspect they will keep that trend going. (Btw they don't make the list) 

7. Final record prediction:

I will make this prediction based on absolutely no facts. Just my personal bias of which Mascots are better mixed with the girl to guy ratio and each college. 

For all those people who will see my predictions as "Bulletin Board" material for motivation to prove wrong. Remember I was a mediocre football player at best (though I did average 7yrds a carry in college)

I hope you enjoyed my season preview preview! I look forward to upsetting people with my view points (pure facts) this season.

Sincerely,

The Biased Blogger

Never forget we were beating St. Thomas